A game that advertises Full 3D graphics, accelerometer controls, outstanding music, honest police, and dizzying chases, should bring a few questions to mind. What the heck do you mean 'honest police'? How do you get 'dizzying chases'? The answer is simple, they are just making up words and throwing them into the overview, because this game fails on every imaginable level. Oh, and the music isn't good either.
The game play is hard, very hard, frustratingly difficult to the point you may want to throw your phone against the wall if you commit yourself to actually mastering this game. You are the motorcycle thug 'Dooshce Bagger' who is trying to go 200 mph on his motorcycle on a major freeway with no helmet in a town that apparently specializes in the manufacturing and transportation of large ramps as there are about as many of those on the highway as there are anything else. You launch rockets to clear your way and to get 'the man' and his deadly assault helicopters off your back.
The flaws in this game are too many to note all in this one review, the traffic flies at you waaaaaay too fast, there are no real explanations on what you are doing, you have to crash your cycle about 30 times before you start to even get a grasp on what you are doing. The best strategy is to aim for the aforementioned ramps and launch rockets whenever you see anything in front of you. The lack of power ups or any incentive other then score driving you makes this game a complete waste of space.
Recommendation: Don't play it, don't download it, don't even read this review of it.
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