Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Hill Climb Racing

It's not often one can earn money by breaking your neck doing a flip, the obvious exception being submitting a clip of you trying to America's Funniest Home Video's. The other less obvious and much safer method is to take Hill Climb Racing for spin on your smartphone.

The premise is simple enough, do some fancy tricks and get as far into the course as you can without running out of fuel or landing on your noggin. You are rewarded with money that you can use for car power ups and unlocking more interesting courses. Once you unlock the moon course you can rack up the dough pretty quick since you can do a whole lot of flips and tricks with the extremely low gravity. Several variations and no need to fork up any cash (there are some pop ups, but they don't get in the way of game play) make this a game you can enjoy for a good long time.

Recommendation - Install it, keep it on your phone for a while, use it to kill time every now and then.





Brainless

Xiled Systems
Are you a fan of the Walking Dead series on AMC? Then this game will catch your eye. The premise is one that will excite most classic horror movie fans, as I was excited when taking this game for a spin. Much like some of it's paid counterparts for major gaming councils, the premise here is that you pick a couple of characters that have to battle their way through the remains of a neighborhood, oh yeah, and there are hordes of zombies meandering about.

As you fire this game up, you are asked to pick your characters, each is then given a unique stat list that you 'roll' for and can even re-roll if the numbers look unfavorable. Brief descriptions of the skills give you an opportunity to create a balanced duo between an ex marine, a waitress, a cop, and a criminal that appears to pretty satisfying to the role player in me.

 However, once game play begins, you start to realize that you have no idea what you are doing. Sure, there are objectives and rules in the game, but it's hard to translate their relativity easy directions into action once the game begins. you have grey and red boxes appear on your characters profile picture during a fight with the flesh chewing zombies, but it's hard to interpret what they are telling you, after several rounds I wasn't finding a strong correlation to the status of these indicators and when the character got his brain's eaten. After several deaths, I believe the strength of your opponent may need to be gauged some how to decide if you can survive a fight or not, and the game does not give you any real indicators for this. The characters don't seem to be able to handle more then a couple fights early on, making for a lot of running away.

Not knowing how tough your opponents are in each battle, and having trouble telling how up for the fight your avatars are, can make it very frustrating to advance in this game. There is a way to change the difficulty rating, but again, it is hard to determine what ev

Recommendation: If you are concerned with how you will react to a zombie apocalypse, give this game for a spin. Hopefully, by the end you will realize that surviving the end of days won't be as clear cut as you once thought.

Star Girl

Once in a blue moon a game will come along that is near impossible to critique on the merits of the game itself, because the concept of the game play is so outrageous. My mind can grasp a game that makes you a lab experiment monkey that has escaped with a jet pack where you collect bananas to purchase a motor cycle that allows me to escape the clutches of my nemesis, Dr. Howler, but this game goes a bit too far.

In this game, you to play out the fantasy of being a superficial 11 to 25 year old girl/woman, the objective is to earn money by being a singer/model/actress for hire and then using the money to buy nicer clothes/shoes/jewelry. This increases your 'lipstick' score. With your new wardrobe you then go to the local coffee shop and buy the cute guy their cookies and blow him kisses until he is your boyfriend, you then take him back to your place where, you guessed it, he begins to buy you new shoes, dresses, etc. With your new look you then go to the beach to flirt with even hotter guys who promise to buy you even nicer things. This cycle continues all the while you are continuing to get your music/modeling/acting career up and running.

One other noteworthy aspect to this game is that it interacts with Facebook and allows you to 'like' other players avatar's outfits. Extra rewards are given to you if lots of people like your outfit/boyfriend etc. So, the lessons of shallowness and perfunctory that are being taught through this game are probably blinding me to the very elaborate interface it has developed that track several methods of gaining and spending that add up to a very intricate and well balanced game.

Recommendation: Keep this game away from your daughters, but look into what Animoca all has to offer, cause they appear to have some talent when it comes to game design.



Marvel: Avengers Alliance

Playdom

Who didn't love seeing the Avengers come to life in Joss Whedon's masterpiece of a movie this summer? Well, the indulging doesn't have to end when you leave the theater  and you don't even have to fork out the $30 for a pair of tickets in this game developed for Facebook uses (there is a standalone web version).

The story line is very thorough to the point that you may find yourself just hitting next 1,000 times just to get to the game aspect of it, but for the hardcore fans it's fleshed out enough to make for a good read. Also, all of the characters are there, from X-Men to Avengers, Spider-man to Fantastic Four, allowing you to create awesome match ups, though limited to two heroes, plus your personal SHIELD Agent character, at a time.

The Game is free, though as you play it several 'secret missions' become available that can be pretty diffucult to complete for the causual gamer, which translates to not unlocking the super awesome bonus items and characters, which leads to a lot of frustration when trying to compete in the Player vs. Player arenas.

Recommendation - If you are a true Marvel Fan, give this game a spin, if you are not interested in putting a little bit of hard earned money into it, then quickly put it down again, but this game is definitely one that you can get sucked into and lost in.


Army of Darkness Defense


Ash is back, armed with his boom stick and chainsaw to reek havoc on the evil 'deadites' as you try and defend the book of the dead. The game caught my Eye being a fan of the original Evil Dead Movies, and I must say, it is very addicting. 

A better-then-normal cinematic intro brings you up to speed on the plot premise, which will be a hoot for any of the movie fans but probably a waste of precious playing time for people not familiar with the plot. In short, undead army is trying to kill you, you have to kill them (again) first. 

There are two modes in the game, leveled and endless, by default, you start with the leveled version and knock off the baddies in low numbers, earning coins that get you power ups and stronger support soldiers all the way to level 50 where a super tough villain emerges to frustrate you. The part of the game is very win-able, which will leave you with the Endless Horde version that will slow your rate of coin collecting but allow you to set new goals for yourself in the way of basic score keeping. 

The Game is truly free, there are only a couple ads at the start up, and spending money to get power ups faster is definitely not needed. So I can recommend this game for the player who wants games to be truly free. Game length is moderate, you can sneak in a quick attempt or two while waiting in line at the bank, but it may take a few warm-up rounds to recall what your strategy was. The graphics have a pretty nice amount of detail, and the special power effects are pretty neat (remember "Clatto, Verata, NECKTIE!"), but the level is the same castle you are defending every time so they can get old pretty quick. I can also report zero bug issues after several hoes of play, so kudos to the team at BackFlip.

Recommendation - Get this game, get addicted to it like mad for two days, and then go back to a mundane life working at S-Mart.



Meteor Panic

ETI

ETI appears to have passed on possibility of using the voices of Ben Afflek and Bruce Willis in this shoot-em up cross of the classic Asteroids game and the movie Armageddon. This is unfortunate as it may have actually created a reason to load this game up more then once to take it for a spin. In the unfortunate universe this gae takes place in, you are charged with destroying all the asteroids as they appear to be on a direct collision course with Earth, but instead of nuclear missiles you get to give planet killing rocks the tap of the finger and blast them into pieces.


Gameplay can be summed up in a few statements, tap on rocks to destroy them, tap on crates to get bonuses, tap on astronauts as they hurl past to kill them and lose the game. A fair enough aspect because killing astronauts is just not cool. This game premise is about as simple and straight forward as it gets, and with no power ups or coin collecting that carries over from one game to the next it can get pretty old pretty quick, but take heart that if you take the time to master this game, you ill have the thanks of a grateful nation and Liv Tyler will run across your yard and give you a great big hug*.

 *As always, any promises, guarantees, or insinuations made on this site are completely conditional on the premise that I will one day win the lottery and can afford my very own cloning facility and collect a sampling of Liv Tyler's DNA.

Recommendation - Don't bother, Go to the store and grab Armageddon on DVD instead.

Brain Age Game

Best Addictive Brain Games
 
Hopefully some of those reading this review are old to remember that band Blink 182 and their hit song "What's My Age Again." which is the objective of this app, considered a game by some and a training session by others, these simple set of challenges are meant to keep your brain sharper for longer.

Anyone who has owned a Nintendo hand held system from GameBoy on are familiar enough with the concept. Jump through a few hoops and then be told what group of people you should be able to match wits with. Though this game appears to lack a large variety of methedology and falls very short in much of any explenation as to what your results mean. I ran through the test the first time and was told my age was just a smidge over 20. "Great." I think, "Is that good or bad?" I ran through the test a second time and it dropped a whole half of a year. So is 19.5 years old better or worse then 20? it seems that younger would be better, but surely there is a tipping point somewhere, who wants to be told you have the brain of a 4 year old?

As time goes on I'm sure we'll look more closely at other trainer/puzzle games offered by Best Addictive Brain Games, but something tells me that they can do better then this game.

Recommendation - Go buy a Nintendo 3DS and grab one of the Brain Age games.