Friday, February 8, 2013

Nun Attack

Ain't no Whoopi in this story about nuns kicking butt and taking names. Get out your gat and pray with your pistol cause it's about to get downright sacrilegious in this tongue and check shoot 'em up game from Frima. 

This first thing you need to be aware of is that this is a pure flash game with a very high resolution, which in today's world means that the download file is huge, almost 200MB. So be sure that you are on a WAN of WiFi before you go out and grab it. It also means don't skip out on some of the extras of this game. The voice over'ed intro is much more then you see in your standard game, but as far as game play goes, I could take it or leave it. 

Once the humor of being a nun shooting up dam'ned demons subsides the game is actually pretty slow paced as far as unlocking new aspects of the game and equipment. Sure, you get a new nun, they have some quirk that makes them a little different, but in the end it's still shoot all the baddies as they come up. Plus, the task of managing multiple nuns on the screen at once can prove to be difficult. You begin to realize after a while that the strategies imposed from one level to the next aren't that dynamically different.

Recommendation: Don't let the pretty pictures trick you into changing your faith, just like Catholic sermon, you'll get bored with it after a while.


Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Rocket Fox



Not since the commercials for the ground breaking FX micro chipped game Star Fox have I been so impressed with the 3D rendering of a game as was with Rocket Fox. It's a puzzle meets piloting meets pixie dust game that has more razzle dazzle then the late night showing on the Vegas strip.

To start off with, I didn't know that you could cram that much rendering into a smartphone app, so don;t be surprised if that smartphone that is almost due for an upgrade struggles with this game a little bit. For those among us that shelled out way too much money and are trying to blog back their investment before the wife finds out, just see what the android platform has to offer with this game. 

You are a cute woodland creature that is strapped to a North Korean rocket trying to launch a full strike against the China Sea islands, well, almost, you are strapped to rocket that very much relies on the gravity defying powers of colorful flowers to hop and bounce your way about the islands until all of these rare and exotic flora are exterminated, paving the way for fancy beach front property that will, in turn, make you one rich fox!
Ok, once again I may be stretching the story line out a little bit, but this game does offer some pretty great graphics in a 3D environment.
Recommendation: Get the game and just watch in awe. 


Tic Tac Toe

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Shall we play a game? Those words helped to immortalize one of the most basic strategy games ever conceived by mankind, the great epic duel that is Tic Tac Toe. Not since Rock Paper Scissors has a game so perfectly encapsulated the most simple, raw, fundamentals of the human psyche. 

If you need me to review what the game play is like, then give you smartphone or tablet device back to your mother and get back to fingerprinting class right now because it does not get any more elementary then this. The X's, longing for freedom from the tyrannical O's battle it out among the nine separate yet equal territories of the 2D realm. One shall stand, the other shall fall, though you usually have to play it about 50 times for someone to finally get tired to the point of making a mistake that decides this duel of the fates.

In this rendition, plying the AI on easy pretty much just gives you random moves, medium will play an obvious move that may not necessarily prevent you from winning, but hard will return you to the days of challenging your 2nd grade peer in the hopes of discovering some long lost strategy that will make you a Triple T master. 

Recommendation, just grab a pen and a notepad and try and master it in your own time.


Monday, February 4, 2013

Fox Dash


An interesting story line of a lonesome fox in some post apocalyptic ruin of a city where the only companion is the large swarm of darkness that is trying to devour your soul! I may be embellishing here, but only a little bit. The real story is that you are a fox that likes to jump from building to building, from rock to rock, so on and so on, depending on the level.

The first thing that you notice when you launch this game is a menu option that you don't see that often. The option of a map maker, which allows you to place platforms and set the scenery for any adventure you can concoct. It takes a little bit of effort to figure this aspect of the game out, but it defiantly offers a new aspect to this relatively simple game that few others out there can boast. 

In the real game, well, it leaves a little bit to be desired. Jump here, jump there, don't jump there, jump there, but only at such and such time. Collect some stars for reasons that I have yet to fully understand, get stuck on the very last jump of a level and find yourself frustratingly sent back to the very beginning of the zone where you have to prove your jumping ability all over again. Just like the original Mario games, but without all the pesky entertainment value.

Recommendation: Get the game for its' map maker feature and just have fun with that.